How Pathetic are you?

Fill in a X if you hve done the things listed.

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.

Total: 5/5

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X D:<] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 5/5


[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less. ------- (My elementry didnt have typing class...)
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

Total: 4/5

[X] You have fallen asleep in class/work
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

Total: 5/5

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. ------- (Only cause I'm lazy not because I need to >)
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. ------ (Accidentally? pft.)
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I ALWAYS have something "More important" to do)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 5/5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things. ------ (On accident right? D
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. ------- (I also wrinkle my face and squint. Oh yeah its hot.)
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. ------ (Who hasn't? >)
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. ------(In bed, in class, in the shower, you find some interesting crap up there)

Total: 4/5

[X] You have been called a blond
[X] The word "um" is used frequently. ------ (And "er"/ "Uh". Of course.)
[X] You don't know what "um" means. ------ (It has a meaning?)
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I have my fingers remember? *wiggles them*)


Total: 4/5


GRAND TOTAL: 32


Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% pathetic.

Percentage: 128%

How can I be above 100%??!? D'8

-PerkyPup